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So a monkey a lizard are sittin in a tree getting high. The lizard says "damn man I got cotton mouth Im gonna get some water catch ya in a bit. So the lizard goes down the path to the creek where he meets his uncle the alligator who says whassup. Nothing much, just havin a puff of weed with monkey, lizard replies
Damn, I aint tried a puff of weed in a while, u think monkey would be cool with that. yea lizard replied.
So Alligator goes up the path to the tree and says "hey monkey you got anymore of that weed?... Well The monkey looked down the tree and said..
DAMN, Dude how much water did you drink?
I thought i would start off with a joke
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